If you've ever been around a teenager, you know that the mall is one of the epicenters of life. It's where you socialize, eat at the food court and stay up to the minute on your fashions. But right up until the day they turn into teenagers, kids are horrible shoppers.
This kid had better things to do than be dragged along to the store.
"Are you my mom?"
Step up your shopping cart game. It's not hard.
Caution, sharp turns ahead.
Stop it, kid, you're embarrassing grandma.
She literally cannot even believe how much the prices have gone up lately.
This kid is so embarrassed, he can't even look at those things.
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This kid might not have a promising future in retail.
This girl's valiant efforts not to have to go to the store have been thwarted.
This kid failed at finding the fitting room.
This kid is so mad about going shopping that he needs to just cool off for a minute.
This kid is deeply affected by your shoe addiction.
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These kids might just stay and catch a nap in the home goods section.
These are the forlorn children of the clearance section.
This kid is exhausted by the overwhelming grocery selection.
This kid has made a kid den where he'll just hibernate until you're done.
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This kid is dreaming of being blasted off into outer space, where they don't have department stores yet.
This kid hopes that the mannequins can just put their shoes on, maybe they'll take him to do something fun.
This kid finds it impossible to relax in a retail environment.
This kid totally empathizes with the mannequins' feelings of imprisonment in a consumer culture.
This child is going to his happy place where the scars of deep humiliation cannot reach him.
This kid just can't seem to fit in here.
These children dream big, yet it is futile.
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This girl pleads to the outside world to take her away from this neverending boredom.