Face it, shorties, you don't get it. There are a few problems that only tall people understand.
The awful jokes are always the same.
Hugs are a little awkward.
You are really on the honor system in a changing room.
And in the bathroom.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
You're always in the back of the family photos.
They don't make shirts that fit. They just don't exist.
"Fits all", eh?
Your friends are always out of breath running to catch up with you.
A nice, relaxing shower? Maybe not.
Who do they design these bathrooms for, anyway?
If one more person asks you about basketball...
So much for a drop ceiling.
And to say nothing of ceiling fans.
Flying in coach requires you to origami-fold your legs.
Airplane bathrooms aren’t great, either.
You totally get the appeal of those huge SUVs.
All of the best shoes only come in miniature versions.
If you're going to sleep on a twin bed, can you at least get two of them?
It's like they did this on purpose.
You can't wear green without someone making a Jolly Green Giant reference.
Why do they put the water fountains so close to the ground?
Nice try, "full length" mirror.
For the last time, you are not growing.
Movie theaters were not designed for you.
More things require knee pads than you'd guess.
You always have to watch your head.
Finally, your bench dreams are coming true.