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Here Are Some Of The Most Hilarious Reasons Why Students Were Sent To Detention

Detentions come and go, but these priceless detention slips last forever. If you were ever a "spirited child" or the parent of one, you'll have to laugh and shake your head at some of these.

Marissa has risen.


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30 minutes won't make a non-Belieber out of this kid.


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Team Alex all the way on this one. (1 kilometer = 0.6 miles.)


You’re the man now dog!

That'll teach her not to, uh, read.


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Oh dear.


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"Leaping with intent to fly" will be this kid's memoir.


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Basically, this kid was being the Internet.


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What's Katie supposed to do, not volunteer as tribute?


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Something tells me that detention isn't gonna keep a kid like Andy down.


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I would get this detention every single day.


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Detention: Hogwart's style.


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Joker's on you, Teach.


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Lucas is starting a movement.


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You know how communists feel about ice hockey.


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Turn to the person next to you and call them a "cotton headed ninny muffin." I dare you.


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Wait, what?


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Kids these days.


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That's the best kind of science there is.


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"YOLO" might be the bane of this teacher's existence.


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YOLO strikes again.


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Is this the same school as the Batman kid?


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But was it mahogany?


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Make it work, Elijah.


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Another one volunteered as tribute.


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Poor Ms. Eads.


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Is this the Daily Mail school? Where do all these superkids come from?


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