If you own a dog, no matter how good a dog, it’s best to keep an eye on your food. Otherwise, you might end up in this man’s position, wondering just where your tater tots went. Are they on the plate? No. Are they under the sofa? Nope. Are they still in the oven? Nope. Oh well. Guess he should ask his dog, Ralph. Ralph probably knows where the tots are. Let this be a lesson to all dog owners. Guard your tots.