Orbit, the mascot of the Houston Astros baseball team, learned a valuable lesson when he stepped up to a security guard to show off his moves. Don’t judge a book by its cover. The serious-looking man in the security uniform was more than happy to respond to the fuzzy, lime-green space alien’s challenge, with an escalation of force that left the Martian, known for his brash antics (like arguing with umpires), reeling. Clearly he wasn’t expecting to get shown up by a human.
Whatever they’re teaching those security guards in training, we hope they open up the classes to the public. It could be the next Zumba.