Once upon a time the film critic was a very respected role in society. These knowledgeable few helped the rest of us know which movies to see and which ones to avoid. Then the Internet came around. Now anyone with a computer and an opinion can fancy themselves a critic. These 11 users on Amazon.com have some very passionate thoughts on their recently viewed films. As you’ll see, they’re not quite Roger Ebert.
The Wolf of Wall Street
He was probably the same guy who was upset that there was no baseball in Catcher in the Rye.
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
West Side Story
A very important PSA that West Side Story is indeed a musical. Thanks Walter, you are a true hero.
Was he giving the barbeque two stars or the movie? Either way it sounds like an unfulfilling afternoon.
The Book of Eli
The most disappointed this guy has been since he ordered The Mask and found out he couldn’t wear it on his face.
The Sixth Sense
He can buy Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting aliens, but the jackets are too much for him.
The Expendables 2
I hope Carl never reads this.
March of the Penguins
After reading all these reviews, I want to cry too. Next time you’re looking for a movie to watch, you might want to stay far away from Amazon, or people in general.
These reviews and many more can be found on the Twitter account Amazon Movie Reviews.