These Are Some Of The Craziest, And Most Awkward Family Photos. You'll Laugh And Maybe Cry.

If your family's Christmas cards from years past are still making you cringe (hello, mid-90's bowl cuts and braces), you might take some comfort that it could be so, so much worse. 

"You'll always be our baby boy. Our precious, post-pubescent baby boy."

An adorable way to announce that you have another little creepster on the way.

Is it a claw? A flying dove? It's a Rorschach test of collectively bad ideas.

"Remember this tree, honey? Where we kissed through a heart-shaped portal into another dimension?"

This woman has just come out of a long spell of amnesia and has realized that this is her family.

It's the rare six-headed pattern beast.

Now this is the stuff of nightmares.

Nope. Just nope. Dragons are no substitute for clothes.


Ever wonder what would happen if rainbows took awkward human form? Me neither.

It's okay, kids. Let it out. I feel ya.

Nope, nope, nope.

They have their father's eyes.

I think it's fair to say that he tried EVERYTHING to stay out of this family photo, but no luck.

They say pandas are going extinct, but not if this family has anything to do with it.

This Red Riding Hood looks like she might prefer the wolf.

I hope this is in a continuing series of Easter egg pod babies.

Someday this photo will appear on someone's genealogy search.


"But this year, we'll all dress like Ducky from 'Pretty in Pink'?"

There's no rule about Care Bears having a mustache. But, there should be.

"Because we're WILD, get it?"

"Wishing you Christmas terror. Sorry, CHEER. We wish you cheer."

So much hairspray.

Baby's first chainsaw.

"We wanted to do our family photo, but we didn't want to wake her up."

"Holidays, am I right?"

Credit: Awkward Family Photos

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