Detentions come and go, but these priceless detention slips last forever. If you were ever a "spirited child" or the parent of one, you'll have to laugh and shake your head at some of these.
Marissa has risen.
30 minutes won't make a non-Belieber out of this kid.
Team Alex all the way on this one. (1 kilometer = 0.6 miles.)
That'll teach her not to, uh, read.
"Leaping with intent to fly" will be this kid's memoir.
Basically, this kid was being the Internet.
What's Katie supposed to do, not volunteer as tribute?
Something tells me that detention isn't gonna keep a kid like Andy down.
I would get this detention every single day.
Detention: Hogwart's style.
Joker's on you, Teach.
Lucas is starting a movement.
You know how communists feel about ice hockey.
Turn to the person next to you and call them a "cotton headed ninny muffin." I dare you.
Kids these days.
That's the best kind of science there is.
"YOLO" might be the bane of this teacher's existence.
YOLO strikes again.
Is this the same school as the Batman kid?
But was it mahogany?
Make it work, Elijah.
Another one volunteered as tribute.
Poor Ms. Eads.
Is this the Daily Mail school? Where do all these superkids come from?