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Hilariously Bad Cakes That No One Wants For Their Birthday, Ever

We love birthdays and we really love celebrating other people's birthdays. It's so nice to get everyone together and give someone a present and sing "Happy Birthday" and then wait for a delicious cake to be served to everyone.

Yes, indeed, we love birthdays and we really love cake. Yet, it's fair to say that not all cake is created equally. Here we have found some of the worst birthday cakes ever made by humanity and we hope that you get a laugh from them and that you don't get them for your birthday. Check them out now!

1. Maybe Summer School Teaches English?

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"School's is out for summer!"? Well, it may be vacation time, but some teachers will need a stern talking to regarding their punctuation lessons.

2. The Literate But Literal Approach

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This is pretty clever unless you are on the receiving end. It's an employee following the notes to the letter by putting them on the cake.

3. You Rember What?

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This is just sad. When you've only got two words to write, surely you can look them up in a dictionary to make sure you've spelled them correctly? "Remember."

4. The Double Fail

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Firstly, transcribing the note was a fail, but the second and more egregious transgression was the failure to proofread even though it says to do so on the cake!

5. The Toy Story Toilet Cake

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We would have been delighted with this cake apart from one small detail. Those brown lines are a little too reminiscent of something unpleasant and having Woody sat on a throne doesn't help matters.

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6. Minnie Mouse Goes To Chernobyl

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That's the only rational explanation we could come up with for Minnie's face taking on this odd appearance. Next time, a vacation in the Bahamas might make for a better cake?

7. The Cake That Needed A Pit Stop

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The movie Cars is one of our favorites, and we admire the attempt here to produce one of the movie's most loved characters. But really, it needed a pit stop for repairs. What a mess.

8. The Hellacious Hedgehog

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This is the sort of thing that we might make ourselves, but that's because we failed art classes. We imagine that the child who got this mutant hedgehog didn't stop screaming until Christmas.

9. When Cakes Go Bad

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The last thing your little one expects to see on their special day is Bob the Builder being consumed by an evil fungus monster from outer space.

10. Intergalactic Disasters

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We're told that this was supposed to be a planet. We're not sure we see it, but we'll believe them as long as we're allowed to eat some of it.

11. Thomas The Angry Tank Engine

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Ringo Starr does the voice over for Thomas the Tank Engine on TV. If Thomas actually looked like this, they'd need to replace him with Mike Tyson.

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12. We Come In Peace, Shoot To Kill

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We don't think that this is something that William Shatner served at a dinner party. It's the "Starship Enterprise" and definitely not the "Starprise Entership" in Star Trek.

13. Hannah Montana Mutant Cake

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This is almost good except for the lack of proportion between Ms. Montana's tiny delicate head and her now-huge NFL-ready body. We don't know how Lara felt about this.

14. Boom! Message Delivered

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This is that moment in life when someone's brain turns to mush because of the work they're putting into life. We sympathize, and yes, we'd eat that cake too.

15. The Cat Sat On Her Head

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Congratulations, Laura. That's a great cake, apart from the comic book cat that someone has drawn on your head. That's not very good at all. 

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