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Hilariously Passive-Aggressive Notes From The Worst Neighbors Around The World

Many of us get on really well with our neighbors. That's because many neighbors are kindly, considerate souls who want a harmonious environment to live in and who realize that the best way to achieve that is a little give and take in the neighborhood.

Sadly, however, there are many of us whose relationships with our neighbors aren't so hot. Sometimes, this is because the neighbor is bad—other times, it's because we are. 

We've found a bunch of notes from neighbors on either side of that divide. Watch and learn as they unleash heck upon their neighbors in written form.

1. Thump, Thump, Please Stop It, Thump

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When you compare your new neighbor to a dinosaur, you are not being entirely polite—but then, it's not entirely polite to smash your feet on the floor. either.

2. Over The Top Abuse

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Sure, this person may not have parked very well, but there's no need for the comparison to Helen Keller. Helen couldn't drive and if she could, we're positive she'd have been polite about parking.

3. The Mailbox Critic In Action

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Who knew that there was a mailbox policing organization out there judging your mailbox on its artistic merits? Well, there is in this person's neighborhood.

4. Blunt Force Trauma

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This is a direct way of trying to deliver what karma may have in store for the person depriving a small child of a swim.

5. Not Much Love From Sean

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Sean has clearly reached the end of his/her tether and is now left gritting their teeth and hoping the neighbors will allow them to extract their revenge.

6. The Unwanted Gift

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We have nothing but sympathy for this person. If you want to let your dog out to play, you need to learn to clean up after it.

7. The Cat Quitter's Anonymous

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This is a very polite way of asking smokers to be a little more considerate. Phase two of this plan is to buy a lion and let it loose.

8. Those Darned Dogs Again

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Really, is it too much to ask? Canine companions are not a joy to other people when they leave their business on other peoples' lawns. 

9. Calling In The Heavy Hitters

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No more destruction, please. Otherwise, you'll be messing not just with the police, but also with the mayor! The note writer may have been watching too much of The Simpsons.

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10. Telling It How It is

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This is a fairly direct message to a selfish dog owner. Really, get some gloves and some plastic bags—it's not hard to keep the place clean.

11. Unwanted Parental Guidance

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Who knows what circumstances prompted this concerned citizen to attack their neighbor's parenting skills by anonymous note? It's not a very nice thing to do really.

12. The Man Unleashes The Boy Inside

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We completely understand this apology in advance. There are ways to control our emotions, but Call Of Duty has managed to undo all of those controls.

13. Return To Sender In Spite

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Back to the dogs making a mess of things—and this person has found a very jolly way of making sure the owner gets the message. We think we approve of this.

14. Your Vending Machine Is Broken

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All that creative talent results in this enormous note instead of the customary "this machine is broken, please fix it." This is not a winner.

15. Don't Mess With Grandma

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If your grandma has a revolver, you don't mess with her. It's a good idea not to mess with anyone else's grandma in the same situation too. 

People are strange. Many of these issues would perhaps be best resolved face-to-face. (Except for grandma's issue, don't mess with that.) 

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16. Making A Song And Dance About Things

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The all-night drunken karaoke only ever appeals to the people holding it. For the rest of the neighborhood, it's a nightmare. This note writer strikes back for us all.

17. Well, That Escalated Quickly

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We can imagine the disappointment of having your plants stolen, and we understand that you'd be angry, but where does "punching kittens" come from?

18. Just Making Sure

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This poor cat owner obviously finds that people don't take her warnings seriously. Either that or their cats are the sneakiest animals in history.

19. When Your Business Is Everyone's Business

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It is fair to say that modern houses and condos all seem to be made out of paper when it comes to noise pollution, but it's also fair to say that if this applies to your home you have to keep the noise down.

20. Flipping Your Neighbor The Birds

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This feels like the most expensive form of passive-aggression on our list. Those imitation flamingoes can't have been cheap but we empathize with the note writer here, talking can go a long way to defusing a situation.

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21. What Things Do They Do?

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This angry note leaves us with a sense of intense curiosity. What things do pigeons do? We want to know so we can either go and feed them or obey the note.

22. The Power Of Shame

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No, this is not the work of a master criminal, but we're not certain that this hilariously anguished note will result in the return of the ferret's drinking receptacle either.

23. Devilishly Funny

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This oblique request for silence seems to us that it may result in anger and more noise. Would this prove that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions?

24. The Suicidal Plant

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What can you do if your neighbor's plant falling from their window ledge doesn't kill you? Assuage the feelings of the hurt plant, of course.

25. Please Make It Stop, Please, Please, Please

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There is nothing worse than a noise that goes on over and over again for hours. It's not the dog's fault, but it is the owner's for letting it happen.

26. Going The Extra Mile

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You have to love somebody who, even in their anger, decides to carve a potato army to leave with their passive-aggressive note. Sheer brilliance.

27. Let Me Draw You A Map Or At Least Something

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You come home and somebody's parked in your spot. Is your first instinct to draw them a cartoon? It was for this person. Bless them.

28. When You've Really Had Enough, Give Them A Prize

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We know a lot of candidates for "The Inconsiderate Parker's Prize" but it's fair to say that most of them didn't park badly in the same place for a month.

29. The Neighborhood Game Of Thrones

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To get this one, you first need to know that on the back of this car is a "House of Stark" sticker. Now "The Lannisters send their regards" makes more sense and is slightly chilling, too.

30. An Industrial Solution

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This note is brilliant, not just for its pithy wit but also for the fact that it's machine produced. They must hand out a lot of these. 

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