A heavily pregnant lady got on a bus one day.
She sat down when she noticed the man sat across from her was oddly smiling her way.
Feeling a little freaked out she moved to another seat.
This time the man's smile turned in to a full blown grin. So she moved seats again, trying to get away from his creepy presence.
He seemed even more AMUSED.
When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out with uncontrollable laughter.
Feeling angered the pregnant woman complained to the driver and they had the man arrested.
The day of court finally arrived. And the judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
“Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition She sat down under a sign that said, ‘The Double Mint Twins are coming’ and I grinned because I found it funny.
Then when she moved and sat under a sign that said, ‘Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,’ and I had to smile the woman was practically ready to burst.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
‘William’s Big Stick Did the Trick,’ and I could hardly contain myself. It was too much!
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said, ‘Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!’ … I just lost it.”
H/T: Little Church Mouse