For as much as they act too aloof to care, you know that your cat has a dark secret. Your cat is just as neurotic as anyone and underneath that cool demeanor are just a bunch of weird personality quirks. These cats definitely need someone to sit them down and have an intervention about their weird habits.
1. You don't need those balls of tin foil, kitty. That is not how the NSA works.
2. Your beauty regimen has gotten out of hand.
3. This is just hoarding, plain and simple.
4. It's nice to want to reuse, reduce and recycle, but come on now.
5. You're not even using those bags for anything.
6. Kitty, it looks like the bottom of a purse in here.
7. Those toys aren't really collectibles.
8. Yes, they're all in mint condition, but they're just cat toys.
9. I know, it can be hard to say goodbye to Christmas.
10. How many are you keeping under there?
11. Don't even get me started on your weird snacking habits.
12. I know you think one day you'll re-read them, but let's be realistic.
13. You might have a bit of a hoarding problem, cat.