Marriage is a wonderful institution. It's also full of challenges. How someone meets the challenges of marriage is a real measure of their character.
Each of the men featured in this article chooses to meet those challenges with a healthy dose of humor. That's probably the best way to approach things, too. If you can laugh together in a marriage, you can be sure that happy times are always just around the corner.
So, with that in mind, we bring you 15 hilarious tweets which have been sent from husbands to their wives. Make sure you let us know which was your favorite below!
1. Bringing The Children Into Things
@ArfMeasures brings us this delight:
ME: The kids have ruined their shoes
WIFE: Again? [sighs] just throw them out
Me: Stop crying kids, your mum says you have to leave
2. That's Her Turn
@GrantTanaka's keeping the peace:
Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain
Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]
3. Silence Is Golden
Lake View Crew
@iwearaonesie enjoys meal times with the family:
son: Can I have my toy back?
wife: Not right now, it's keeping him quiet
me: - playing with dinosaur -
4. Caught Out
@TheCatWhisperer goes with this gem:
Wife: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you?
Me: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?
5. Bathroom Antics
Wavy Girl Hairstyles
@KelvinMacleod admits to something everyone does at times:
Wife: you didn't use my shampoo again did you?
Me: - shakes my head no but my lustrous hair gives me away -
6. She Knows Him Too Well
@truegritrumble's done this before:
Wife: Don't go into the ball pit with the kids. You always lose you keys.
Me: -already in the ball pit - You're not going to believe this.
7. Probably Not
All The News
@Brampersandon_ may think again later, we hope so:
Friend: do u guys want a boy or a girl
Pregnant Wife: we just hope he or she is healthy
Me (rubbing her belly): I'm actually hoping its a dog
8. The Right Words
Movies Films and Flix
@XplodingUnicorn is a smart charmer focused on his marriage:
Wife: What are you thinking about?
Me: -pauses daydream about zombie ninjas fighting cyborg Nazis from the future-
9. Dog Days
@KeetPotato is not the money man in his home:
accountant: "you're basically broke"
wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff"
me: "let's ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"
10. Cunning Ploy
@dafloydsta has a clever way to break big news:
Me: I have good news & bad news
Wife: Bad news first
M: The penguin pooped in the tub
W: We don't own a-
M: -smiling- And now the good news
11. Bad Call
We think @ArfMeasures might have tried a different excuse:
Wife: Where the hell are u?
Me: Well... u know that shop where u saw that ring you love?
W: OMG YES
M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
12. Just Clowning, Dog
@ericshadow's driving his wife crazy with this:
Therapist: what's the problem?
Wife: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me
Me: I don't do it on porpoise
13. May The Fourth Be With Them
We can see how @AndyAsAdjective might annoy:
therapist: so why do you want to end your marriage?
wife: I hate the constant star wars puns
husband: divorce is strong with this one
14. Psychic Spouse
Yard Card Surprise
@mynameisntdave's wife probably needs a lot of patience:
Me: honey, it's really muggy out today
Wife: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u]
Me: -sips coffee from bowl-
15. Got Milk?
@LeBearGirdle may want to stay in the store after this:
Wife: can you pick up milk?
Me: [lifts gallon] yea it's easy
Wife: I mean from the store
Me: I would imagine it weighs the same there too
These husbands are very funny, and even if they do skate on marital thin ice occasionally, we bet their wives are very happy.
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