Look, signs, I get that you're trying to help. But you're doing it so, so wrong.
What part of "turn left on Montreal" don't you get?
Go for it. You only live once, after all.
I can't even keep up with your mood swings.
Those instructions definitely need a warning.
Who you gonna trust?
There is a difference. You know it when you see it.
It's Tic Tac Traffic.
Follow that biker.
Sorry to eavesdrop.
Surprise obstacle course ahead.
Don't you dare go halfway on this gate.
So chop-chop on the stop-stop, buddy.
Are you being coy?
I don't like your new management strategy.
Oh, I get it: you want me to literally knock on wood here.
Are these the directions to the Hotel California?
Where are we going with this?
Whatever you say, sign.
Don't box me in, sign.
You feeling lucky?
Just pick the lesser of two evils, I guess.
This song is being such a drama queen.
Are we marching?
Left lanes always be left laning.
Nope, nothing sketchy about this.
You know how I feel about pennies.
This walk in the park turned into an existential crisis.
But you failed 101%.
Hey dog, that rooster is making fun of you.