Fast food is a necessary evil of modern society, and there's a certain illicit thrill in pulling up to a drive-thru and ordering something unhealthy but tasty.
However, we don't really associate fast food workers with standup comics, do we? In fact, there's a sad tendency to overlook the people who work in fast food completely.
Hopefully, that will change thanks to the works of the creative geniuses in the industry. All of these fast food signs are really funny and brought to you calorie-free to help you with your daily laughter workout.
And remember, time fries when you're having fun.
1. A Pizza The Action
This is great. We like the combination of lame joke and absolute desperation in this sign's message. It adds a certain melancholy charm to things.
2. Don't Eat Here
While eating at this branch of Wendy's is a bad idea, it's an even worse idea to go in and ask for a job application form.
3. Bad Puns At Subway
"Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations." It's a dreadful pun, but you have to admire their creativity. They're dineamite, aren't they? We had a supper time reading them.
4. The Limitations Of Domino's
It's OK, it's pizza that we hope to find in Domino's. We'd be reluctant to eat anywhere that served girls, wouldn't you?
5. That Toilet Taste
This is one of those wonderful moments when a certain word doesn't translate so well into the English language. We're pretty certain we wouldn't try these drinks all the same.
6. Maybe Domino's Should Take Out A Loan?
You can't beat a direct appeal to someone's wallet by begging them to buy your pizzas, can you? Yes, you probably can, but it's not as funny.
7. Don't Go Robin This Domino's
Holy Hamburger, Batman eats pizza. We're not entirely certain of the veracity of this ringing endorsement, mind you. We hear that when he orders a drink, he wants "just ice."
8. Maybe Work Part Time At Wendy's?
Either the management team at this Wendy's store is the worst in the world, or someone's been playing a joke at their expense.
9. Creative Numbering At Domino's
This is fabulous and full marks to the employee who managed to get their message across with so many letters missing from the board's set.
10. Pizza Hut Is The Last Resort
"Pepperoni? No salami!" Somebody at Pizza Hut's a Papa Roach fan, but they might want to think through the song's title before riffing on the lyrics.
11. Emasculated In Subway
The folks at this branch of Subway don't feel like life's hard enough. So they thought they'd call out their customer's manhood. Ouch.
12. McDonald's Waste Management Goes Awry
This sign has to be a joke, doesn't it? We sincerely hope so because otherwise, we can't imagine that people go to McDonald's Australia twice.
13. Proof Mario Eats At Domino's?
This is good, we have Domino's Pizza expanding into social commentary. We're not sure how this will help them sell pizza, but we like it very much.
14. Chow Could They Do This?
Taco Bell gets in on the funny signs act with another dreadful pun. "Let's taco bout it." We know, it's nacho problem, is it?
15. More Than Super Size
That has to be the best value of any McDonald's offer in history. You might want to bring several friends to help you finish that drink.
Either someone has a really great sense of humor or someone is lying about seeing my cat. And I'm really hoping it's the latter because that would explain a lot.
17. How Much Would You Pay For A Flatbread?
We love a good flatbread and we'd probably drive out of our way to get one... but would be pay $500 for one? That seems a bit excessive.
18. We All Scream For Ice Cream
We guess this is one way to make sure that we all get what we want. And we want ice cream! Whatever you do, don't stop screaming!
We also want bacon because of the next one...
This sign isn't wrong. It's not even a little bit wrong. But if you don't love bacon, something is wrong. Spoiler alert: It's you.
20. Little Caesar's Is Hosting A Cleanse!
No need to take those expensive pills or drink those chalky shakes! Just head to Little Caesar's—they'll clean you right out, no questions asked.
21. Farewell, McDonald's, It's Been Real
It seems like Burger King is sad to see McDonald's go, but at the same time, they're probably just a little bit happy about it.
Speaking of McDonald's, your mornings can be kicked off the right way if you're into #7.
22. Say What Now?
But what if I don't like sausages in my butt? What if I just want to eat the sausage? Will it still only cost me $1?
23. Good Lookin' Out
Leave it to Wendy's to always be looking out for my health—and for my wallet! This place is just so caring.
#9 is where the real love is at.
24. Do Fries Come With The Meal?
This couple clearly wasn't messing around. Burgers, fries, a soft drink, and dancing? We're not going to lie. That kind of sounds like the best wedding ever.
25. Heavyset Consumers Wanted
Well, it's clearly the end of the month and Wendy's is trying to make their quota. The more you can consume, the better.
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious fast food signs because we sure did (and now we can't stop thinking about bacon).
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