Sometimes, everybody has an urge to get a little snark on. In small doses, it can be very funny indeed. We think that this kind of thing is best observed at a distance rather than being something we try to do in our own lives. With that in mind, we've brought together a bunch of folks handing out a little hot sauce to others so that they can feel the burn.
You're going to find yourself laughing a lot at this material, so it might be best to go somewhere that you can't be overheard. Come with us, we'll have fun together.
1. The Guy Who Picked The Wrong T-Shirt To Fly
It's probably best to wear a T-shirt that disrespects another airline while you're checking in. This guy is taking a big gamble on his life vest being there when he needs it.
2. When Spotify Is Trying To Tell You Something
Most of us turn to Spotify to brighten up our days and get some tunes on; what we don't expect is this kind of messaging. Doesn't make you feel like dancing, does it?
3. My Fitness Pal Gives Up The Ghost
This must be the notification equivalent of "I surrender." The programmers will have a long successful career ahead of them working for the French army.
4. Nanny Tells It How It Is
Don't boast about ditching your homework for doing the dishes or your grandma is going to put you right back in your place. Like this.
5. Yeah, Coffee That's Not A Thing At All
If you're going to put the record straight with Starbucks why not start big? Maybe they'll stop making fruit flavored Frappuccino things if you do?
6. Yeah, But No
This parking warden wasn't having a bean of it. We don't blame them either. There's an alternative to parking in the wrong spot and it's called getting up on time.
7. Getting Your Marinade On
Why whine about a bit of salt in life? Instead, revel in it and take it to the next level. Enjoy being marinated and tell the world about that.
8. The Moment Of Truth Is Here
We can see why the boyfriend has become a touch reluctant to become a father in the near future too. Maybe some cute photos from her childhood would be better?
9. Sympathy, You Don't Need No Stinking Sympathy
This goes beyond salt and into a land where tact is not a highly regarded thing. We think you'd be best off not sending a card at all here.
10. The Interior Decor Is Lacking
We've got to be fair to Roman, he has a point. Where is this person's furniture? Not that it's any of our business and Roman made us laugh.
11. The Letter Of The Law, Not The Spirit
This is the kind of thing that happens to somebody who makes a lot of requests in the office without ever saying "thank you." We'd like to hear the whole story.
12. The Night Of The Living Ex-Girlfriend
This is bizarre. If she's not dead, why's he saying this? Whatever, when she spoils the mood, he's right back at it with the snappy comeback.
13. It's Their Way On The Highway
This is pretty good salt when all is said and done. Swallow it down and act on it and you may avoid a date with a police officer in your near future.
14. When Grandmas Fight They Take No Prisoners
This may be taking the one-upmanship of grandparenting a step too far. Was there any need for granny number one to slate granny number two with this much sauce?
15. The Flaming Flamingo Fact
This may be true, but flamingoes are also pretty. We'd rather they'd started our facts off with something a little more positive, thank you.
A little salt never hurt anyone and we hope that this salt made you laugh. We're also wishing that nobody gets salty with you today.
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