Human beings are, supposedly, the smartest species on the planet. There's a lot of evidence to back up that claim too; after all, you never see an elephant driving a Porsche or a panda with a new iPad do you?
The trouble is that there's also a lot of evidence that we may not all be at the same level; that some of us are in fact as dumb as a box of crackers. It's not a complete loss, though. Those people are here to entertain the rest of us!
These images are of those people. They're very funny, but don't forget to not become these people.
1. The Flaming Mohawk
This probably seemed like a brilliant idea for about 20 seconds before the pain set in. Don't try this at home or, indeed, anywhere else.
2. The Trick To Removing Yourself From The Gene Pool
There are good things to rest on in life and then there are bad things and finally, there are shotguns. The stupid is strong here; we can't find it in ourselves to add more.
3. Don't Eat The Kool Aid Either
Drinking Kool-Aid has become synonymous with one of the worst cult behaviors in history. Now, apparently, eating it will soon be on that list, too.
4. The Ski-Do That Shouldn't Do
While this looks like fun, it's also an incredibly dangerous thing to do. It's better to Ski-don't than to die on the roads, we think.
5. The Ultimate Exploitation Of Technology
Why not save money on going to the barber by buying several thousand dollars worth of computer hardware and doing this instead? This is the ultimate in lazy genius.
6. He Hangry But Broke
There is no doubt that ketchup is a magical thing. George Bush's government declared it to be a vegetable, after all. But a small packet makes for a meager and yucky drink.
7. The Old Woman Had Nothing On This Guy
The old woman may have lived in a shoe, but she ate from a plate. Unlike this guy who lives in a house but eats from a shoe.
8. The Octopus Face Warmer
We're not certain that this is ever going to catch on as a fashion statement. It just looks so slimy and uncomfortable, said the octopus.
9. The Underwater Office
Actually, this is a trick. It's a real meeting room with a piece of glass above it that makes it look like a pool. It was too cool not to include in this list.
10. The Worst Lock In The World
You probably deserve to get your bike stolen if you call attention to it like this. It might save money for a very brief moment in time, but the long-term prognosis is not good.
11. Anyone Got A Quarter?
We hope his parents brought a lot of quarters if they want to get their son back out of the Bear Claw machine. On the bright side, they might win a few bears, too.
12. When Your Ambitions Outpace Your Abilities
We're not sure what's worse; the hideous fingernails which gave us nightmares or the two terrible tattoos of vehicle brands the bearer will never be able to afford in prison.
13. The Snake Walker
Sometimes you just need cooler pets than your next door neighbors. You know you've beaten the Joneses when you walk your pythons every day.
14. The Gnarly Nose Photobomb
This photo would be OK except for that nose and to make matters worse, that ugly stain on the bathroom mirror. Make it stop, please!
15. The Kisses Of Nightmare
We would recommend not doing this ever. There are great places to kiss and then there are toilet bowls, which are not. Enough said, we think.
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