I feel like I am uniquely qualified to laugh at these jokes because I grew up in a large Catholic family and my uncle and my cousin are both priests. Also I have 30 first cousins.
And the list goes on and on…
But I still feel guilty for laughing…because Catholics feel guilty about everything!
1. All that stuff
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2. Leave room for Him
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3. Sorry, Jesus
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4. Always guilty
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5. Thanks, Mom
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6. I can’t breathe!
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7. Filet-O-Fish for the win
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8. I’ll squeeze in right here
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9. Almost did it…
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10. How did this happen?
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11. Never mind
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12. An awful feeling
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13. Doh!
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14. LOL
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15. I swear I went!
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16. HA
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17. Metal!
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18. Nothing unusual at all
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19. Catholic workout
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20. Ouch!
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Time to go to confession…I’m sorry Father Murphy…