Don’t you just love it when a completely ridiculous Twitter thread appears out of nowhere? I know I do!
A Twitter user posed this question that really made his fellow Tweeters think…
You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?
I'm taking all the earring backs 🤣
— YEET🙂↔️ (@ImNiceLikeRice) August 10, 2019
And the responses starting pouring in!
1. That would be infuriating
https://twitter.com/courtneymilan/status/1160565518484402176
2. Drive people nuts
I’m taking the lil plastic straws out of the lotion pumps lol
— Steamboat Niggy (@Strangeghost__) August 11, 2019
3. Especially if they don’t have kids
Dont steal anything but baby proof the entire house
— VanisleJay (@VanisleJay) August 11, 2019
4. Uh oh…
The sticker on the router which holds the Wi-fi password
— Mother Shipton And The Boggle Holes (@SallysRaveCave) August 11, 2019
5. No!
I will delete their entire “Continue Watching” history on Netflix.
— Erin Entrada Kelly (@erinentrada) August 12, 2019
6. Someone’s in for a rude awakening
https://twitter.com/ProfSnarky/status/1160745542722424836
7. You’re screwed
Every pillow in the place.
If I don't like the person, I'll take the labels off the canned goods.
— Niki Hancock (@HancockNiki) August 11, 2019
8. You just ruined their life
Swapping out all the batteries for dead ones, taking all the extension cords, the can opener, and replacing the sugar w/ salt and vice versa. Hard boil all the eggs and put them back. My gift to you. pic.twitter.com/J1IwBYeO4E
— Claire Goforth (@claire_goforth) August 11, 2019
9. Hahahahaha
I’m stealing all the vowels from their computer keyboard. pic.twitter.com/mob6bgPdpe
— 💉CriticalCareBear🐻 (@ATLmurse) August 11, 2019
10. Might be over the line
The left shoe from each pair, the cheese packet from the macaroni, the tongue of their belt buckles and the key from the tin cornbeef! pic.twitter.com/rakXVy6ZAY
— Dr. boop🌙 (@MCRmy_Veteran) August 10, 2019
11. Life = Ruined
Opening every orange and banana just a little
— Blood Quantum Entanglement (@LammaticHama) August 11, 2019
12. Bad ending
https://twitter.com/theinfophile/status/1160685837178134529
13. Just for the hell of it
The tv remote, phone charger, shower curtain rod, and I’m unplugging their fridge just for the hell of it lol
— xandria♥️ (@liteskinnedgirl) August 10, 2019
14. That’s not good
The ink from all their pens 😭 pic.twitter.com/jX8BjAmw0r
— ً (@HijaDe2Madre) August 11, 2019
15. Pretty much the worst thing ever
https://twitter.com/bookavid/status/1160386015795777536
What would you steal? Let us know in the comments?
Me? I would steal all of the lids. To everything. Especially the liquids. Because I’m a monster.
